Author: supermoxie

  • Airline Asshole Management: An Urban Myth?

    I have finally — after a lot of distractions — turned back to developing the Flying ARSE (see this post), which helps you answer the question: "Do you make air travel miserable for the rest us."  And, like the original ARSE Test (Asshole Rating-Self Exam), it will be 24 yes-no items, and you can fill it out with yourself in mind, or perhaps with someone (e.g., I think of a guy on my recent flight who constantly pushed the button for the flight attendant because they weren’t serving him fast enough and who raced ahead to be first off the plane even though the flight attendants asked us to stay in our seats for two children who were traveling alone and trying to make a tight connection).

    The folks from Electric Pulp should have the test up and running a couple weeks.  In the meantime, I thought you might enjoy this story about how an airline employee engaged in "asshole management." This story comes second hand, from an Australian reader.  Frankly, it sounds like an urban myth to me, but is funny enough that — although it is best treated as fiction for now — it is worth repeating.  It all seems possible, although perhaps a bit too funny to be quite true:

    An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney
    some weeks ago for
    being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger
    who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was canceled
    after Virgin’s 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was
    re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry
    passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter
    and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST
    CLASS".
      


    The attendant replied, "I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you,
    but I’ve got to help these people first, and I’m sure we’ll be able to work
    something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
    the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I
    AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public
    address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your
    attention please," she began – her voice heard clearly throughout the
    terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE
    IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
    With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the
    Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F… You!" Without flinching,
    she smiled and said, "I’m sorry sir, but you’ll have to fly
    QANTAS for that service."

    P.S.  An update on the original ARSE.  The folks at Electric Pulp report that
    over 83,000 people have completed the ARSE since we put online in
    February.  The mean score is 5.34.  I suggest that a score under 5
    means that a person is not an asshole, 5 to 15 indicates a borderline asshole,
    and over 15 indicates a certified asshole (24 is a “perfect” score, a person
    who is a complete jerk on every dimension). Aaron Mentele just gave me a
    breakdown among all test-takers, based on 83,644 completions:

    6,142 Certified Assholes
    (15+)

    29,270 Borderline Assholes
    (5-15)

    48,232 Not Assholes (0-4)

  • d.school Students Kick Ass

    Check out Diego’s post at Metacool on Spreading Firefox.  The 26 students in this term’s Creating Infectious Action — Kindling Gregarious Behavior (CIA-KGB) class came up with six websites to spread Firefox in two weeks (actually, less, in 8 working days, and as Diego notes, all these students have other classes, and it is spring, when students traditionally slack-off a bit — but not this bunch). Check them out:

    My eBay Fox

    Firefox Got Your Back

    Underdog

    Firefox 4 Life

    PuckFox Cup

    Everyday Hero

    CIA-KGB is taught by Diego, Debra Dunn, Michael Dearing — plus a cast that includes Kris Woyzbun, Perry Klebahn, and Brian Witlin (I am listed as a member of the teaching team, but mostly for decoration — these folks are teaching and coaching their hearts out).  Plus a special thanks to John Lilly, Asa Dotzler, and others from Mozilla (the organization that gently manages the development of Firefox, which is open source software) for giving so much time and knowledge to our students.   

  • Extraordinary Contempt and Defiance Beyond the Normal Call of Engineering Duty

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    Weird Ideas That Work: How to Build a Creative Company (note the new subtitle), is about to be released in paperback.  The official release date is May 15th, but I expect that Amazon will be shipping in a few days. In
    going back and reading the book, and thinking about the current excitement
    about innovation in many companies, two intertwined themes strike me as
    especially pertinent to the times.  Much of the recent rhetoric about
    innovation focuses — and I suppose rightly so — on the role of senior
    management, and how leaders like A.G. Lafley at P&G and Jeffrey Immelt at
    GE take bold actions that set the stage for innovation.

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    But
    another part of the story is that innovation often happens despite rather
    than because of senior management
    , and oddly enough, the best
    leaders often realize that their very presence can sometimes stifle innovation
    .
    Consider a classic story from 3M. Masking tape was one of the company’s first
    big successes — it happened even though in 1925 then CEO William McKnight
    ordered Richard  Drew to stop working on that silly project and to go back
    to his work in quality control – McKnight insisted masking tape was bad idea, a
    bad product with no market.  Drew ignored him and kept developing masking
    tape. To McKnight’s credit, this incident led to 3M’s famous  15%
    rule, that employees in technical jobs can spend up to 15% of their time
    working on projects without getting permission.  Implicit in this practice
    is the mindset that managers often make bad guesses about what is worth working on.  And, also, it reflects the realization that close supervision of creative
    work often does more harm then good.  Indeed, this philosophy is captured
    wonderfully in something that I once heard from William C. Coyne, who headed-up
    R&D at 3M for over a decade.  He explained that a big part of his job
    was keeping senior management away from his scientists, as they asked too many
    questions too early, and started evaluating ideas too early. As he put it
    "When you plant a seed in the ground, you don’t dig it up every day to see
    how it is doing."

    This also reminds me of my favorite HP story. Chuck House was a long-time HP
    employee, and knew both Bill Hewlett and David Packard well. I have been seeing
    a bit of Chuck lately, as he is the new Executive Director of Media X at Stanford.
    Here is Chuck’s famous story from David Packard’s autobiographical The
    HP Way: How Bill Hewlett and I Built Our Company.
    I love how co-founder
    Packard admits, actually seems to brag, about this engineer’s defiance:

    I
    mentioned that sometimes management’s turn down of a new idea doesn’t
    effectively kill it. Some years ago, at
    an HP laboratory in Colorado Springs
    devoted to oscilloscope technology, one of our bright, energetic engineers,
    Chuck House, was advised to abandon a display monitor he was developing. Instead he embarked on a vacation to California
    —stopping
    along the way to show potential customers a prototype of the monitor. He wanted to find out what they thought,
    specifically what they wanted the product to do and what its limitations
    were. Their positive reaction spurred
    him to continue with the project, even though on his return to Colorado
    , he found that
    I, among others, had requested it be discontinued. He persuaded his R&D manager to rush the
    monitor into production, and as it turned out, HP sold more than 17,000 display
    monitors representing sales revenue of $35 million for the company.
     

     Some years later, at a gathering of HP
    engineers, I presented Chuck with a medal for “extraordinary contempt and
    defiance beyond the normal call of engineering duty.” . . . “I wasn’t trying to
    be defiant or obstreperous. I really
    just wanted a success for HP,” Chuck said. “It never occurred to me that it might cost me my job.”

    I
    just checked again with Chuck to ask, again, "is this really true?"  And he answered ‘T
    he quote is
    accurate.  I’m flattered to have it “continued”.  When HP issued
    their “Origins” DVD a year ago, they included that passage, and I got a quick
    cameo appearance as well.’ 

    The
    spirit of these lovely old 3M and HP stories is that the best leadership is
    sometimes no leadership at all (or leadership by getting out of the way) and
    the best leaders realize that they are going to wrong a lot, and admit from –
    and in the case of Packard – even celebrate their mistakes. That is why one of my Weird Ideas That Work suggests “Encourage people to ignore and
    defy superiors.” And there are more than
    stories behind this (and other) weird ideas. For example, Anne Cummings and Greg Oldham studied 171 employees in a
    manufacturing plant, which compared those with controlling and non-controlling
    supervisors. This 1997 California
    Management Review article reports that employees with non-controlling
    supervisors made considerably more novel and useful suggestions.

    Finally,
    it is important to emphasize that I don’t believe that people should always
    hide from, ignore, and defy their bosses. When doing routine work where there are big differences in expertise
    between the boss and others – such as flying an airplane or doing a surgical procedure
    —  I am all for underlings who listen carefully
    to the boss and do what the boss says; although even in those settings, I
    want nurses and co-pilots to speak up when the doctor or pilot is making a
    mistake!

       

  • d.school Conference: Creating Infectious Action Through Social Enterprise

    Diego Rodriguez, Michael Dearing, and Debra Dunn are holding a conference as part of their class on Creating Infectious Action-Kindling Gregarious Behavior.  The first project for the class focused on spreading Firefox. Now, under Debra’s leadership, the second half of the class takes another turn.  If you are on campus, or nearby, on May 3rd, we hope you will join us.  Here is the announcement:

    How might one apply design thinking to create infectious action through social enterprise?

    As part of the CIA-KGB class
    being taught at the d.school, we’ll be holding a "mini-conference" next
    week, and you’re invited to attend.  We only call it "mini" because
    it’s not a full-day event.  However, as you can see below, the speaker
    roster is simply amazing.

    Here are the speakers (in order of appearance):

    In addition to getting to hear each of these people speak about
    creating infectious action through social enterprise, we’ll also be
    treated to a panel discussion with them moderated by CIA-KGB teaching
    team member Debra Dunn.
    And, this being the d.school, we’ll retreat afterward to the lobby for
    some heated discussion about design thinking, as well as some tasty
    drinks and snacks.

    This year’s CIA-KGB mini-conference is focused on the domain of
    social enterprise because this year’s class will be embarking on a
    five-week design project on behalf of Global Giving.  Last year’s conference talked more generally about creating infectious action, and was a blast.  Hope to see you there!

    logistics:

    Creating Infectious Action through Social Enterprise
    Thursday, May 3
    3:30 – 6:45
    Hewlett 200
    Stanford University

    free of charge, but bring your brain

  • The War for Talent is Back — Will Leaders Use The Evidence This Time?

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    My
    latest post on The Working Life at
    Harvard Business Online just came-out. It is called The
    War for Talent is Back
    and starts out:

    "Last
    week I did a workshop with a group of about 20 CIOs from large companies. Our
    discussion focused on what they could do to build a more civilized workplace.
    In the course of our conversation, each of these executives emphasized–as I have
    read recently in The Economist,
    The New York Times,
    and BusinessWeek–that
    building a workplace that attracts and keeps great people is especially
    important now because the job market for skilled people is so hot. I also have
    heard similar messages at other companies I have visited recently, including
    eBay, Microsoft, Google, SuccessFactors, and Yahoo!, as well as from managers
    at companies including Procter & Gamble and Fidelity Investments." €

    I develop five suggestions for winning the so-called war for talent
    in some detail (see the
    post
    for my arguments); note the first four clash with advice
    given by many so-called experts, but are supported by much peer-reviewed research.

    1. Superstars are
    overrated.

    2. Great systems are more
    important than great people.

    3. Create smaller rather
    than larger pay differences between "€œstar" employees and everyone else.

    4. The law of crappy people
    is probably a myth.

    5. The no asshole rule helps.

    The
    fifth suggestion won’t surprise anyone who reads this blog; but I was surprised
    by how vehement these CIOs were about the importance of creating places that
    were free of contempt and anger because, when such asshole positioning strikes, it makes it so much harder to attract and keep good people.

    P.S. Also see The Waste of Talent.

  • New York Lawyer Disbarred for Being an Asshole

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    These aren’t my
    words, this is what the Village
    Voice
    says
    about attorney Kenneth Heller (pictured to the left):

    No
    other lawyer in the city but Heller, according to records of his disciplinary
    hearing, has been ousted for "obstructive and offensive behavior which did
    not involve fraud or deception."

    Heller
    was disbarred for basically "being an asshole," as one adversary puts
    it. And in their profession, the rival adds, "that takes some doing."
     

    Check
    it out!
    Here is a little preview of how Heller reacted to a judge he disagreed with: When Judge Howard Silver walked by Heller in the courtroom, he bellowed "Kiss my tuchis!" and then spat at him!

  • The No A-Bleep Rule on Wall Street Journal Radio

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    I just was sent an MP3 file of an interview I did a few weeks ago for the Wall Street Journal Radio show.  I thought the interviewer did a great job — and they were more comfortable with the A word than The New York Times or NPR! The bleeps are also clever.

    Here is the link

    Download WSJAhole.mp3

  • Imagine It! International Post It Contest. Great Film — Including One From Gus and Friends

    Tina Seelig is the Executive Director of the Stanford Technology Ventures Program.  Tina is one of the most action-oriented and fun people at Stanford — and is always doing something new and interesting. You may recall that my last post about her talked about her startup, Floodgate.  One of Tina’s other adventures this year was — in her role at STVP — being the driving force behind the the first ever Entrepreneurship Week at Stanford, where as the Stanford Daily put it:

    The series of events, which drew over one thousand students, industry
    professionals, and professors,Post_it
    included an entrepreneur mixer, a
    technology showcase, and even a venture capitalist speed dating
    session. It culminated with the Saturday judging of a competition
    called the Innovation Challenge. Ninety teams had to take an everyday
    object — here, a pad of one hundred 3” by 3” Post-it notes — and
    attempt to create as much “value” as possible. The catch? Teams only
    had four days — and no funding.

    The winner of the competition was "Team Gumball," which used "their Post-its to solicit donations for a
    micro-lending organization called Kiva. Canvassing the campus with
    their Post-it notes, they were able to raise over three-thousand
    dollars.

    The Post-It challenge wasn’t just done at Stanford, it was done at the same time at a lot of other places in the world as well. The same contest was ran at many universities in the U.S. and throughout the world. Check out the Imagine It website. There is a promotional video (with many of my favorite people — including Tina Seelig), and the best part is you can see the student projects and interviews.  In particular, our friend Gus Bitindger  who did the great innovation video for my class (which I posted about last week) has a wonderful entry he did with friends that was called whatsyourpostit.com. And as Tina says, there is one about disabled kids from Thailand that can make you cry.

    Once again, the range of an depth of creativity and action that came from these student groups — and in such a short time and with few resources — continues to give me great hope about the future.  The  current generation of young people continue to impress me. Under the right conditions it seems like they can do almost anything.  Thank goodness, they’ve got a lot of problems to fix!

  • Companies, Tree Nursery for Assholes

    As I wrote last week,The No Asshole Rule was just released in France on April 1, and seems to be doing well. The book is called  Objectif Zéro-Sale-Con in French.  My editor tells me that they are already in the third printing.    I also have been receiving quite a few emails from French readers, including one yesterday who complained about the nasty people in the French television business and another who complained in the heading that "The Purchase Departments in large companies in France are full of assholes."  Another French reader sent me a link to an article that just appeared in what he called "a famous newspaper," Libération.  The title of the article in French is L’entreprise, pépinière de cons..., which he translates as "Companies, Tree Nursery for Assholes."  The translation is not only charming, unfortunately, it is true too often in the companies that I know.

  • Gus Bitdinger’s Innovation Song: YouTube Meets Harvard Business Online

    My most recent two posts on Harvard Business Online are about a class that I taught last term at Stanford with Michael Dearing called Innovation and Implementation in Large Organizations, a joint venture between the Hasso Plattner Institute of Design and Stanford Technology Ventures Program

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    My first post on the class, which went up last week, described some of the highlights of our little innovation seminar.  There were only 11 students.  We read, talked, and wrote about innovation, and our ideas fueled by guests from diverse companies who taught us about the challenges of innovation and asked the students for advice.  If you check out the first post, you can also see that we had a lot of fun the day that Andy Papathanassiou from Hendrick Motorsports visited and taught us techniques for changing tires during pit stops — and he even brought a real race car for us to learn on.
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    I especially urge you to check out the final exam handed in by Gus Bitdinger (he is pictured to the left, moving the tire in position for Adam Sant).  Most finals are pretty boring, but this one is special. We asked all the students to make original films for the final, and many were excellent, but as I wrote on The Working Life (see this post for more details), Gus’s six minute song "Back in Orbit" (click here to see it on YouTube) was the best.   As I wrote, Gus "wrote an original song that combined both the lessons we learned in the class with one of the books we read, Orbiting the Giant Hairball by the late Gordon MacKenzie.  Hairball
    is my favorite book about the challenges of doing creative things in
    organizations, the mindsets and methods that kill creativity, and the
    ways to overcome them. And somehow – in this little song – Gus captures
    most of the main ideas in the book and weaves together with much of
    what happened in class."  Also, if you haven’t read Hairball, you are really missing something special!