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  • Boris Groysberg on The No Asshole Rule at Lehman Brothers and Schroder Wertheim

    I have written about research on superstars
    by Harvard  Business School’s
    Boris
    Groysberg
    before, both here and in Hard
    Facts
    . He has complied compelling evidence from both investment analysts and
    GE senior executives suggesting that star employees are less “portable” than
    many executive search firms might lead you to believe. BUT as I’ve blogged
    about, if you are going to hire a star from another firm, their odds of success
    go up substantially if you take
    both the star and his or her team.
    Boris tells me that he is currently
    finishing a book on the topic, which I look forward to reading.

    But this post is about The No Asshole Rule. Boris wrote me a pair of detailed notes about
    a series of
    case studies that he has done that track Lehman Brothers’ research department
    over a 20 year period.  Boris reports
    that “the rule” helped fuel the rise of the research department there, and then
    when it was abandoned, was linked to performance problems, and when it was
    reinstated, performance again improved.

    You can buy these case studies at www.hbsp.com.  Here is a link to all of Boris’
    Harvard Business School Press writings
    (his HBR articles are very thoughtful
    too).  I will order and read the cases. But here
    is his summary of the power of the no asshole rule from the four cases that
    Boris and his collagues wrote:

    Ashish Nanda and I wrote a
    series of cases on the Lehman Brother research department, and its initial rise
    under Jack Rivkin who implemented the "no asshole" rule (although we
    had to rephrase it in the case to the "no jerks" rule to adhere to
    the HBS standards even though everyone still described it as the "no
    asshole" rule). The no asshole rule at Lehman really helped to create a
    culture of teamwork, collaboration and many believed it drove the strong
    performance of the department.  Under Rivkin’s rule, Lehman’s research
    department became number 1 on Wall Street during 1990-1992, but the department
    fell in ranking shortly after Rivkin got fired. Later, the department got
    reinvented, which led to its subsequent rise again (with the "no
    asshole" rule reinstated).  In fact, we tracked this research
    department over a 20 year period, documenting HR polices and culture through
    its different transitions.

    In the “Lehman Brothers: Rise of
    the equity research Department” case (the A case), Rivkin was emphatic about
    who he would not hire. “I have a ‘no jerk’ policy,” he declared. “No matter how
    good an analyst may be, given the structure we are trying to create here I am
    not going to bring a jerk into the department. To me, a jerk is someone
    difficult to manage, marching to his own drummer, not interested in what was
    going on within the department and within the firm. We are just not going to
    have people like that here.”  Recalled
    Balog, former star analyst and associate research head, “Jack was very clear in
    telling us that life’s too short to have prima donnas in the department even if
    they were number one ranked people. We wanted people that were well rounded and
    could have fun with others.”

     As one after another analysts attested,
    they loved working there under Jack Rivkin and Fred Fraenkel, and many passed
    up attractive offers to stay at a firm where their performance was supported in
    every conceivable way, and to be part of something they valued. “The research
    directors of other Wall Street firms were flabbergasted,” Fraenkel recalled.
    “Our people . . . were better analysts than they would be somewhere else
    because of the people in their team helping them and giving them insights into
    their industry. Our competitors were offering them jobs with hundreds of
    thousands of dollars more salary, yet they didn’t find it worthwhile to
    dislodge from what they had here.”

     

    Under Rifkin and Fraenkel, Lehman’s
    research department achieved high performance with a budget considerably
    smaller than that of Merrill Lynch and Goldman Sachs. (In 1992, Lehman’s
    research department budget was about $70 million, compared with Goldman’s $105
    million and Merrill’s $125 million.) This is a phenomenon known in the department
    as “the Jack Rivkin discount.” Also, the Lehman A case tracks the turnover
    statistics which are significantly lower than the industry. The quotes and
    numbers are from the Lehman Brothers A-D cases.

    Boris wrote me a second email that further documents the
    power of the no asshole rule in another firm:


    In our study of research departments, a
    number of firms had “no-asshole” rule as an important organizational practice.
    So you are capturing something that more and more managers are explicitly
    thinking about and advocating. Let me offer you another example. In our study
    of research departments between 1988 and 1996, Ashish Nanda and I found that
    star analysts had 11.8 percent turnover rate, however, there were big
    differences by firms. More remarkably, Schroeder Wertheim lost only two ranked
    analysts over the course of nine years, for a total star turnover rate of about
    2 percent (the lowest turnover rate).

    Attached is an excerpt from my interview
    with Barry Tarasoff, research director at Schroder Wertheim, who elaborated on
    the strategy that he took, which resulted in the lowest star turnover rate in
    the industry from 1988 to 1996. “There isn’t any one magic potion. But the
    number-one thing—I called it Tarasoff’s First Principle—was ‘no assholes.’ When
    we recruited, we made an enormous attempt to bring in reasonable people. So we
    had a group of people that liked each other a great deal. Number two, we had a
    distinctive culture that you could never export to another firm.” The
    “no-asshole rule” was able to contain turnover.

    Thank you Boris! This is great stuff.  I continue to be surprised how many firms have
    explicit “No Asshole” rules. In fact, I visited SuccessFactors
    last week and will be writing more about their “no assholes” rule and how it is
    woven together with 12 other “rules of engagement” such as transparency and
    teamwork. CEO Lars Dalgaard has built an impressive culture – energetic,
    performance-driven, and refreshingly free of bullshit. I especially love has
    last rule for all employees (including himself)
    ‘I
    will be a good person to work with – Not territorial, not be a jerk, and as
    Lars says often “it’s OK to have an asshole – just don’t be one”’
    Now
    that is my kind of workplace!

  • Why Indifference is as Important as Passion

    I’ve enjoyed the thoughtful reactions, additions, and suggested edits to my post a few days ago on 10 Things I Believe.   I posted my 10 things without explaining why I believed them, which led to people come up with creative explanations that never occurred to me.  In particular, Ann Michael over at manage to change had some great ideas about why "Indifference is as important as passion." Ann suggested:

    Passion can make you too
    close to something.  

    We all need to be able to
    step back and disconnect. In order to
    see flaws in the plan, respect the input of others, and maintain an open mind,
    a little indifference can go a long way. 

    One other thing, too many
    disrespectful actions are explained away by passion. It’s as if passion can be the get-out-of-being-called-a-jerk-free card.  

    Passion is NOT a license
    to steam roll everyone in your path!

    I think Ann’s ideas are great, as I said, ideas that never occurred to me. For the record, here are my original two reasons, but some of you likely have others as well.

    The first reason stems from human cognitive limits.  As we all know, and as modern psychology has shown in gory detail, human beings can do a limited number of things at once, and even the best "multi-taskers" in the world are doomed to fail if they try to do too many things at once. So if you try to put all your emotional and physical effort into everything you do, you will end do everything badly.  Indifference is a key survival skill as there are some things you may need to do, but are so unimportant (or so badly done, like Stanford’s sexual harassment training) that not caring as you travel through them is the best answer. And indifference can also help you sidestep things that seem important, but really aren’t, allowing you to focus on the few things that really matter.

    I talk a lot about the second reason in The No Asshole Rule. A hallmark of strong organizational cultures and effective work teams — and effective leaders and other organization members — is that they devote great passion and great emotional energy to what they do.  A people in such places really CARE about the people around them. Passion is a wonderful if your organization and your colleagues care about you.  BUT it is recipe for self-destruction if you are trapped in a job with a demeaning boss, or worse yet, knee-deep in an workplace where asshole poisoning runs rampant.  If you face constant abuse, then (until you can get out) going through the motions and "not letting it touch your soul" is one tactic that can help you survive with your self-esteem intact. In my view, when organizations and bosses treat their people badly, they get what they deserve when their people respond by becoming emotionally detached and doing as little as possible without getting fired.  In this imperfect world,  there are times when learning "not to give a shit" is the best short-term solution available.

    Also, to return to Ann’s point, I agree that people who are too passionate about what they are doing run the  risk of becoming assholes who steam-roll others (I love her point that passion can give them a "get-out-of-being-a-jerk-free card"). Ann’s point reminded me of David Maister’s insightful list of "I’ve been an asshole when,"  seven points that he started with "I
    got overexcited and over enthused on a topic (I lose my sense of proportion ,
    just keep trying to make my point and don’t let people finish their sentences)."
      I plead guilty: when I think of the times when I’ve been a temporary asshole, it has often been when I am "overexcited and over enthused" as David put it. One solution is to find a way — or have someone else help you — to turn down your passion and turn up your indifference. (The rest of his list is fantastic, they all struck home with me.)

    In closing, let me emphasize that, on average, it is likely wiser to err on the side of caring too much rather than caring to little.  Passion leads people to do great things and to travel through life caring about their work and each other — it often makes the world a better place. But indifference is worth talking about because it is something that management and workplace writers rarely consider.

  • More Trouble Canceling HP Orders

    I wrote a post a couple months ago about how difficult it was to cancel an order I had JUST made for an HP computer, and how when I complained on the phone to the HP salesperson, his justification was that it was "industry standard," which really pushed my buttons — as the logic is "I am going to treat my customers badly just because everyone does."

    It seems that their systems remains the same. I got a note from Michael Wellman from Washington, titled "HP Hocus Pocus." Here is Michael’s note:

    Dear
    Bob,

     I am going through almost the exact
    thing you have suffered at the hands of HP.  Right down to my complaint about
    not having a way to cancel the order on line.

    I placed my order on Dec 17 and I
    tried to cancel several times beginning on the 19th.  I finally
    talked to “Mark” at HP Home on Thursday Dec 21.  He said he would “try” to
    cancel the order, and HP would contact me within 48 hours.  Today, Dec 25, I got
    an email that the order had shipped from
    Shanghai, China. I have also been a loyal HP
    Customer for over 30 years, and feel the entire system is designed so that you
    cannot cancel an order.  And in this case, the order was not supposed to ship
    until Jan 12, 2007 anyway.  Do you suppose they put a rush on it to prevent it
    from getting canceled
    ?

    I am not sure what is going on at HP, but I find this discouraging because I have been to loyal to HP for a long time and think it is a great company. And one of the reasons they have passed Dell, I am told, is that they have better customer service.  I would like an explanation from HP, and more than anything else, I would like them to fix it. I worked for years with former HP executive Corey Billington, who was a supply chain guru within HP, and at least if they still have the same level of talent and loyalty to HP, I am confident that they can figure out how to fix this problem — if they want.

    Michael, thanks for letting me post your email. Let’s see if we can get an answer — and better yet — some changes from HP!.

  • LeadershipNow Selects Hard Facts as a Best Book for 2006

    Micheal McLeadershipNow.com just released their list of the best best books for 2006.  Jeff Pfeffer and I are pleased to see that they picked Hard Facts, Dangerous Half-Truths, and Total Nonsense for their list of 11 top book. Thank you!

    They describe their list as follows:

    "Our selection for the best leadership books of 2006
    are listed below. The books listed below—in no particular order—we
    believe, have added something unique or a useful restating of important
    insights that we all need to be reminded of as we develop our
    leadership skills."

    And here is their list:

    The 360 Degree Leader: Developing Your Influence from Anywhere in the Organization by John C. Maxwell

    Why Should Anyone Be Led by You? What It Takes to Be an Authentic Leader by Robert Goffee and Gareth Jones

    Hard Facts, Dangerous Half-Truths And Total Nonsense: Profiting From Evidence-Based Management by Jeffrey Pfeffer and Robert I. Sutton

    A Leader’s Legacy by James M. Kouzes and Barry Z. Posner

    Leadership Agility: Five Levels of Mastery for Anticipating and Initiating Change by William B. Joiner and Stephen A. Josephs

    Mavericks at Work: Why the Most Original Minds in Business Win by William C. Taylor and Polly G. LaBarre

    Success Built to Last: Creating a Life That Matters by Jerry Porras, Stewart Emery and Mark Thompson

    Purpose: The Starting Point of Great Companies by Nikos Mourkogiannis

    Great Leadership: What It Is and What It Takes in a Complex World by Anthony Bell

    Questions of Character: Illuminating the Heart of Leadership Through Literature by Joseph Badaracco, Jr.

    Quiet Leadership: Six Steps to Transforming Performance at Work by David Rock

    P.S. The Times of India also has put Hard Facts on their list of the "Best Business Books of 2006," as you can see from the attached link. Warning: It is a PDF and not a URL, as no URL seems to be available.

    Download times_managing_25_dec_06.pdf

  • Ten Things I Believe

    It is the season when many of us stop to reflect about what happened in the past year and start looking ahead to the next — and hope that we’ve learned something to help us and those we care about live happier lives.  In that spirit, I offer my "top 10" list.

    Let me tell you about why I started the list.  I have been teaching courses on introduction to organizational behavior for about 25 years now.  I’ve learned that after several months of teaching and talking with young people about what it takes to build effective and humane organizations (and to survive organization’s that aren’t), it helps us get a bit of closure if I step back and talk about some things that I believe most vehemently and people and workplaces.  Many of these ideas are evidence-based, and if you read this blog, many will be familiar themes to you.  But some are also simply beliefs that I try to follow (and have found that when I fail to do so, I am worse for it, as are the people around me).  I offer them without explanation, although I have discussed some in detail here already and will talk about others in the future. I would be curious to see reactions, additions, and subtractions — and if you have have your own list, please add a comment or a link.

    Ten
    Things I Believe

    Bob
    Sutton

    1.    Sometimes
    the best management is no management at all — first do no harm!

    2.   Indifference
    is as important as passion.

    3.    In
    organizational life, you can have influence over others or you can have freedom
    from others, but you can’t have both at the same time.

    4.    Learning
    how to say smart things and give smart answers is important. Learning to listen to     others and to ask smart
    questions is more important.

    5.    You get
    what you expect from people. This is
    especially true when it comes to selfish behavior;   self-interest is a learned
    social norm, not an inherent feature of human behavior.

    6.    Getting
    a little power can turn you into an insensitive self-centered jerk.

    7.    Avoid
    pompous jerks whenever possible. They
    not only can make you feel bad about yourself, chances are that you will
    eventually start acting like them.

    8.    The
    best test of a person’s character is how he or she treats those with less
    power.

    9.    Err on
    the side of optimism and positive energy in all things.

    10. Work is
    an over-rated activity.

  • Der Arschloch-Faktor: Thank You Germany!

    The publishing business is sufficiently strange that, although The No Asshole Rule doesn’t come out until February in the US  and  the UK,  my publisher Hanser has been selling the German language version since October.  I was in Germany in early October for a book tour and I had the remarkable experience of going to the Frankfurt Book Fair, which is largest and most famous book fair in the world — and is stunning in sheer physical size and number of books. All the big and famous publishing houses were at Frankfurt.  But I was most struck by the thousands of publishers in the world that scrape along selling remarkably few books each year, yet they make th trek to Frankfurt each year. 

    Der_arschlochfaktor_2

     

    Der Arschloch-Faktor ("The Asshole Factor") is doing well.  We got press coverage in everything from the respectable German-language version of the Financial Times to the tabloid Bild (which Wikipedia claims is the best selling newspaper in Europe),  where they ran three articles on the book including a "self-test" to help determine if you are, and asshole (or I guess an "Arschloch"). My editor, the enthusiastic and relentless Martin Janik, reports that the book has gone into the third printing already and is currently #4  on Focus magazine’s business books best-seller list. Der Arschloch-Faktor has been in the top 50 books on Amazon in Germany, and currently was ranked  29th among all books last time checked.  As I say in my headline, thank you Germany!

    I am getting quite a few emails from German readers about workplace assholes,  I got an especially interesting one from a fellow who asked about the problem of dealing with his demeaning and cruel professor.   He is in an especially difficult predicament victims because of the power differences between faculty and students.  Der Arschloch-Faktor does offer ideas about how to deal with assholes you can’t get away from, including looking for small victories and learning how to practice indifference.  But I didn’t have any instant or easy answers for that oppressed student  — life isn’t always so simple.  But it did remind me about the power differences between Stanford students and faculty members like me, which is something that is all too easy to forget, and something to remember at all times because we can — often unwittingly — make their lives miserable. 

    I am curious to hear from more German readers about "asshole management" problems and solutions in their workplaces , especially about the tactics that people use to battle back against oppressive superiors and peers.

    P.S. Der Arschloch-Faktor sold very well over the holiday break and is now the the top selling business book on German Amazon.  Thank you again Germany! 

  • Hard Facts is #4 on Advertising Age Top 10 List for 2006

    WE ARE NUMBER 4!

    Here is the story:

    Book of Tens 2006

    10 books you should have read

    18 December 2006

    Advertising Age

    28

    Volume 77; Number 51

    (c) 2006 Crain Communications, Inc. All rights
    reserved.

    1
    Rex Briggs and Greg Stuart

    "What
    Sticks: Why Most Advertising Fails and How to Guarantee Yours Succeeds"

    Kaplan
    Business

    Uses
    data from experiments by real marketers to cut through the doomsday hype and
    cynical opportunism that surround the slow death of conventional advertising.

    2
    Charles Hughes and William Jeanes

    "Branding
    Iron: Branding Lessons from the Meltdown of the
    U.S. Auto Industry"

    Racom
    Books

    Uses
    lessons from the car business to hammer away at the importance of creating
    world-class brands, chastising the industry for going "safe, soft and
    somnolent."

    3
    Chris Anderson

    "The
    Long Tail: Why the Future of Business is Selling Less of More"

    Hyperion

    One
    of the most-discussed concepts and most-used catchphrases of the year, the
    "long tail" theory has its fair share of lovers and haters.

    4 Jeffrey Pfeffer and Robert I. Sutton

    "Hard Facts, Dangerous Half-Truths and Total
    Nonsense: Profiting From Evidence-Based Management"

    Harvard Business School Press

    Denounces many modern management practices based on
    hype and conventional wisdom.

    5 Bryan Eisenberg, Jeffrey
    Eisenberg and Lisa T. Davis

    "Waiting
    for Your Cat to Bark? Persuading Customers When They Ignore Marketing"

    Nelson
    Business

    Breaks
    down tools such as consumer-generated media and word-of-mouth marketing to help
    marketers reach today’s aloof, independent customer.

    6
    Seth Godin

    "Small
    Is the New Big, and 183 Other Riffs, Rants and Remarkable Business Ideas"

    Portfolio
    Hardcover

    Tips
    and ideas culled from Godin’s blog and Fast Company column for everyone from
    McDonald’s to business schools. The, er, big idea: Act small if you want to be
    big.

    7
    Robert Gordman and Armin Brott

    "The
    Must-Have Customer: Seven Steps to Winning the Customer You Haven’t Got"

    Truman
    Talley Books

    For
    companies looking to expand, this book lays out the steps to not just retaining
    core customers but winning over those who are more elusive.

    8
    Glenn Reynolds

    "An
    Army of Davids"

    Nelson
    Current

    How
    advances in technology "empower ordinary people to beat big media, big
    government and other goliaths." Podcasts and blogs are the least of your
    worries.

    9
    Pat Fallon and Fred Senn

    "Juicing the Orange"

    Harvard Business School Press

    Unlike
    many advertising books, this is smartly written and fun to read. But it must be
    said that the "aha" moments are evened out by the number of
    businesses no longer making juice with Fallon.

    10
    Fred Reichheld

    "The
    Ultimate Question"

    Harvard Business School Press

    Reduces
    customer-loyalty quandaries to a breathtakingly simple question: "Would
    you recommend us to a friend?" Of course, after that, things get more complicated after that.

    P.S. Hard Facts was also listed by Strategy & Business as one of their top five management books of the year.

  • Smiling Makes You Happy

    Gretchen
    over at The Happiness Project had a lovely and thoughtful post yesterday called
    smile,
    smile, smile
    .  She ended the post by saying: ‘And
    apart from its effect on my dealings with other people, smiling makes me feel
    happier. Actions trigger feelings, so by going through the motions of feeling
    happier, I change my mood. Thich Nhat Hanh wrote, “Sometimes your joy is the
    source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.”’

    There
    are some very important ideas in this post, and in fact, they are backed by
    some rigorous research. The first is that, as Gretchen implies, if others see
    you smiling and experience you as warm, they are more likely to believe you are
    a nice person and more likely to comply with your requests.  That is an
    old finding, and there are interesting studies of tipping that show, as you
    would expect, a friendly waiter or waitress hauls in bigger tips. So if you
    want to signal to others that you aren’t an asshole, a little smiling and
    warmth will go a long way.  My colleague Anat Rafaeli and I did a bit of
    research and writing on the expression of emotion in organizational life in the
    1980s and 1990s, and this theme can be found throughout the behavioral
    sciences.  We wrote a couple papers reviewing the literature that are
    especially relevant:

    Rafaeli & Sutton (1989) The expression of emotion in organizational life. In L.L. Cummings &
    B.M. Staw (Eds.), Research in Organizational Behavior, Vol. 11: 1-42.

    Rafaeli & Sutton (1987) Expression of emotion as part of the work role. Academy of Management Review.  12:23-27 

    Gretchen’s
    other point is the especially interesting one: her claim that smiling makes her
    feel happy. This may sound like one of those wacky theories, but it turns out
    that a series of rigoruous studies by Robert Zajonc and
    his colleagues show that, in fact, smiling brings about physiological changes
    that make you feel happy, and frowning bring about changes that can make you
    feel sad and grumpy.  The upshot of all this, from an asshole management
    standpoint, is that if you feel like an asshole, smile or (as I explain below)
    start saying the letter "e" over and over again.  And if other
    people are getting nasty, try to get them to smile or say the letter
    "e," and to stop frowning and saying the letter U.

    I
    know it sounds crazy, but Zajonc is one of the most creative and influential
    psychologists in history.  Here is the research as I summarized it in Weird
    Ideas That Work
    .

    ‘“There
    is now compelling evidence that smiling causes people to feel happy. Requiring
    people to smile, no matter how they really feel at first, results in increased
    positive feelings; frowning conversely decreases positive feelings. Robert
    Zajonc and his colleagues show that smiling leads to physiological changes in
    the brain that cool the blood, which in turn makes people feel happy. [A series
    of experiments] show that positive emotion and cooler facial temperatures result
    when people saying the letter “e” or the sound “ah” over and over again,
    apparently because making these sounds requires a smile-like expression. These
    [experiments] also show that negative emotion (and hotter facial temperatures)
    result from repeating sounds like the letter O or the German vowel ü,
    apparently because making these sounds require a frown-like expression to
    pronounce. This effect was found to be equally strong in both German and
    American research subjects. These researchers also found direct effects of
    temperature on emotion, demonstrating that people who have had cold air blown
    up their noses are happier than those who have had hot air blown up their
    noses. Hundreds of other studies show that hot temperatures are a powerful and
    reliable cause of foul moods and interpersonal conflict (especially aggression
    and violence).

    So,
    if you want to be really weird, try increasing happiness (and thus creativity)
    by having your people say “ah, ah, ah,” “e, e ,e, e,” or perhaps saying
    “cheese” over and over again, blowing cold air up their noses, or just keeping
    the buildings cold where creative people work. Or as Jane Dutton at The
    University of Michigan told me after she heard Robert Zajonc talk about these
    ideas: “When I want to get in a good mood, I’ll just go home and stick my head
    in the refrigerator.”’

    Here are key
    references for those of you who want to dig into this issue. Note that this
    research is published the very best peer reviewed journals in psychology – and
    of course Science is an equally serious publication that reaches a wider
    audience.

    Anderson, C.A. “Temperature and Aggression: Ubiquitous
    Effects of Heat on the Occurrence of Human Violence”, Psychological Bulletin
    106 (1989): 74-96.

    Baron, R., Human Aggression (New York:
    Plenum, 1977)

    Griffitt, W., “Environmental Effects On
    Interpersonal Affective Behavior: Ambient-Effective Temperature And
    Attraction”, Journal of Personality and Social Psychology 15 (1970):
    240-244.

    Zajonc, R.B. “Emotion and Facial Efference: An
    Ignored Theory Reclaimed”, Science 228 (April 5, 1985): 15-21

    Zajonc, R. B., S. T. Murphy, & M. Inglehart,
    “Feeling and Facial Efference: Implications of the Vascular Theory of Emotion” Psychological
    Review
    96 (1989): 395-416.”

    This research has some pretty weird
    implications for effective “asshole management.”   A German study
    that followed from this research showed that people reported being in better
    moods when they put a pencil between their teeth (creating a smile-like
    expression) and they reported being worse moods when they put a pencil between
    their lips (creating a frown like gesture). The effects uncovered in these
    studies on mood are not huge, but they are consistent and statistically
    significant. 

    So, I am not sure I am joking or not, but next time
    you enter a den of assholes, you might use this research to “cool them out:”
    turn down the heat or crank up the air conditioning, give them cold drinks,
    show them funny movies, ask them to keep smiling, get them to say “e e e e e”
    over and over again, and pass out some pencils and ask them to bite down on
    them during the meeting. [I invite other equally weird ideas… in fact Zajonc
    tells me that putting those band-aid things on your nose as some athletes do
    might also facilitate positive emotion because it helps cool air get to the
    brain more efficiently, so you might have people put those things on).

    Of course, if you act this weird, it may turn a
    group of uptight assholes against you — but they are evidence-based practices!

  • Diego and Uncle Valentin on “The No Asshole Rule” in Spanish

    I wrote a post last week asking readers for ideas about what to call The No Asshole Rule in Spanish.  I offered free books (in Spanish and English) to the first 5 people who made suggestions, and I was delighted with the range and thought that people devoted to the question (including some suggestions for the French version, which will be coming out).  The last suggestion I received was especially amazing. It came from Diego at Metacool, but resulted from a long conversation among Diego, Diego’s father, and Diego’s uncle Valentin Sama.   Valentin Sama is a professor in Madrid and he runs a very cool web photography magazine called DSLR — check it out.  The comment is so good that and complex that it is well worth repeating as a post for those of you who did not dig into the comments:

    Bob,

    I think you should be able to find a Spanish version of the title,
    but I think you have a challenge in terms of getting the idiomatic fit.
    I asked a Spanish friend of mine (my uncle), and he said the following:

    "Desde luego, absolutamente, para España, no sirve lo de "pendejo".

    Si no se quiere utilizar gilipollas, podría usarse la palabra
    tradicional de "idiota" o "imbécil".

    Curiosamentes, estás palabras, que al igual que gilipollas son ahora
    insultos, vienen de una degradación del uso de la palabra médica
    "idiocia", de donde se deriva "idiota".

    Ahora me entra la duda añadida de si "Rule" se emplea no como "regla" o
    "norma", sino como "ruling" o sea, del hecho de "gobernar", "dominar"?

    El autor del libro debe asumir, pienso, distintos títulos para américa
    latina y para España. En España no sirve "pendejo" que es más bien el
    aficionado a irse de juerga, pero sirve "idiota", "estúpido", "imbécil",
    y desde luego, si se es más valiente, "gilipollas".
    Desde luego, "polla" viene de "cock", y en ocasiones, cuando no se
    quiere decir "gilipollas" se tiene a decir "gilipuertas", pero eso ya es
    muy, muy idiomático.


    He leido algunos de los ejemplos, y lo que definen ahí como asshole, más
    que un gilipollas es un "hijo de puta", "son of a bitch", pero eso ya es
    muy fuerte."

    So, something like "pendejo" won’t work in Spain, but might work for
    Latin America. He suggested "gilipollas" as the term in lieu of
    asshole, but it’s stronger, maybe too strong. If you can localize (and
    there’s a strong argument for that move), you could put pendejo for the
    Americas and gilipollas for Europe.

    Are you open to changing the cover art? A great suggestion from a
    wise person I know (of Cuban and Venezuelan extraction) would be to put
    "gilipollas" or whatever the word is on the cover with the
    international "no" symbol (as in Ghostbusters) over it.


  • Publishers Weekly Review

                                                 

                                                 

                                

      The No Asshole Rule:
    Building a Civilized Workplace
    and Surviving One That Isn’t

    Sutton, Robert I. (Author)

    ISBN: 0446526568
    Warner Business
    Published 2007-02
    Hardcover, $22.99 (224p)
    Business & Economics | Business Etiquette; Business & Economics | Business Life – General

    Reviewed 2006-12-18
    PW

                                                    

    This
    meticulously researched book, which grew from a much buzzed-about
    article in the Harvard Business Review, puts into plain language an
    undeniable fact: the modern workplace is beset with assholes. Sutton
    (Weird Ideas that Work), a professor of management science at Stanford
    University, argues that assholes-those who deliberately make co-workers
    feel bad about themselves and who focus their aggression on the less
    powerful-poison the work environment, decrease productivity, induce
    qualified employees to quit and therefore are detrimental to
    businesses, regardless of their individual effectiveness. He also makes
    the solution plain: they have to go. Direct and punchy, Sutton uses
    accessible language and a bevy of examples to make his case, providing
    tests to determine if you are an asshole (and if so, advice for how to
    self-correct), a how-to guide to surviving environments where assholes
    freely roam and a carefully calibrated measure, the "Total Cost of
    Assholes," by which corporations can assess the damage. Although
    occasionally campy and glib, Sutton’s work is sure to generate
    discussions at watercoolers around the country and deserves influence
    in corporate hiring and firing strategies. (Feb.)

                                           

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