I just got a note from Melissa at Fletcher & Parry LLC (my literary agency) that The No Asshole Rule will be published in Polish by Helion. Melissa sent along a list of titles that they are considering — in both English and Polish — and i thought it would be fun to ask your opinions. Let me know which one you like best. And if you speak Polish, I’d be especially curious to hear your opinions or any alternatives you might suggest:

In English:

Assholes.
The survival kit

An
asshole always will be an asshole

When
you work in moronland/assholeland

No
trespassing for assholes 

Desk
to desk with an asshole.

All
the assholes big and small

In Polish:

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"Buce, ćwoki i buraki. Sztuka przetrwania w biurze".

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"Buc, zawsze będzie bucem"

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"Gdy pracujesz wzaGŁĄBiu".

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"Dupkom wstęp wzbroniony. Zasady trzeba mieć!"

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"Biurko w biurko z jełopem"

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"Wszystkie dupki duże i małe"

I appreciate your thoughts.  I love the creativity here, but have no idea which one to pick.