Suggested Names for the Selfish Superstar Inventory

Last week, I did a posting about the Selfish Superstar Inventory that I am developing for a current writing project, and I asked people to suggest names and items for this non-scientific scale. I got quite a few suggestions via email and in comments on the post. I think I have dug them all up.  Here they are:


CRASS
— Critical Ranking Analysis of Selfish Superstars


EGOS — Evaluation Gauge for Overbearing Superstars

BRATS
— Basic Ranking of Asshole Tendency of Superstars

BRASS — Basic Ranking Assessment of Selfish Superstars

MESS — Measurement Exam for Selfish Superstars

S.H.I.T. —   Superstar Hubris Indicator Tool (Or Selfish Human in need of Training)

WIIFM — What's In It For Me

Pretty Things for Pretty People

I.A.M. — It's all about me

SPARSE -Superstar Primadonna
Asshole Rating Self Exam

What is your favorite? Also, let me know if you have any other ideas for titles or items on the scale. 

Thanks,

Bob

Comments

105 responses to “Suggested Names for the Selfish Superstar Inventory”

  1. pinky Avatar
    pinky

    i like shit the best

  2. pinky Avatar
    pinky

    i like shit the best

  3. pinky Avatar
    pinky

    i like shit the best

  4. pinky Avatar
    pinky

    i like shit the best

  5. pinky Avatar
    pinky

    i like shit the best

  6. pinky Avatar
    pinky

    i like shit the best

  7. pinky Avatar
    pinky

    i like shit the best

  8. RuvenG Avatar
    RuvenG

    Assteroid Detector – Find the flaming superstars that leave a crater in your organization.

  9. RuvenG Avatar
    RuvenG

    Assteroid Detector – Find the flaming superstars that leave a crater in your organization.

  10. RuvenG Avatar
    RuvenG

    Assteroid Detector – Find the flaming superstars that leave a crater in your organization.

  11. RuvenG Avatar
    RuvenG

    Assteroid Detector – Find the flaming superstars that leave a crater in your organization.

  12. RuvenG Avatar
    RuvenG

    Assteroid Detector – Find the flaming superstars that leave a crater in your organization.

  13. RuvenG Avatar
    RuvenG

    Assteroid Detector – Find the flaming superstars that leave a crater in your organization.

  14. RuvenG Avatar
    RuvenG

    Assteroid Detector – Find the flaming superstars that leave a crater in your organization.

  15. Chris Yeh Avatar

    EGOS all the way. SHIT is great, but you need to be able to get it carried in the MSM.

  16. Chris Yeh Avatar

    EGOS all the way. SHIT is great, but you need to be able to get it carried in the MSM.

  17. Chris Yeh Avatar

    EGOS all the way. SHIT is great, but you need to be able to get it carried in the MSM.

  18. Chris Yeh Avatar

    EGOS all the way. SHIT is great, but you need to be able to get it carried in the MSM.

  19. Chris Yeh Avatar

    EGOS all the way. SHIT is great, but you need to be able to get it carried in the MSM.

  20. Chris Yeh Avatar

    EGOS all the way. SHIT is great, but you need to be able to get it carried in the MSM.

  21. Chris Yeh Avatar

    EGOS all the way. SHIT is great, but you need to be able to get it carried in the MSM.

  22. scrambledintelligence Avatar

    the “turd”
    testing underminers responding disrespectfully
    or
    testing underminers ridiculous demands

  23. scrambledintelligence Avatar

    the “turd”
    testing underminers responding disrespectfully
    or
    testing underminers ridiculous demands

  24. scrambledintelligence Avatar

    the “turd”
    testing underminers responding disrespectfully
    or
    testing underminers ridiculous demands

  25. scrambledintelligence Avatar

    the “turd”
    testing underminers responding disrespectfully
    or
    testing underminers ridiculous demands

  26. scrambledintelligence Avatar

    the “turd”
    testing underminers responding disrespectfully
    or
    testing underminers ridiculous demands

  27. scrambledintelligence Avatar

    the “turd”
    testing underminers responding disrespectfully
    or
    testing underminers ridiculous demands

  28. scrambledintelligence Avatar

    the “turd”
    testing underminers responding disrespectfully
    or
    testing underminers ridiculous demands

  29. Narendra Khanna Avatar
    Narendra Khanna

    I.A.M is so direct!! go for it, tiger!!

  30. Narendra Khanna Avatar
    Narendra Khanna

    I.A.M is so direct!! go for it, tiger!!

  31. Narendra Khanna Avatar
    Narendra Khanna

    I.A.M is so direct!! go for it, tiger!!

  32. Narendra Khanna Avatar
    Narendra Khanna

    I.A.M is so direct!! go for it, tiger!!

  33. Narendra Khanna Avatar
    Narendra Khanna

    I.A.M is so direct!! go for it, tiger!!

  34. Narendra Khanna Avatar
    Narendra Khanna

    I.A.M is so direct!! go for it, tiger!!

  35. Narendra Khanna Avatar
    Narendra Khanna

    I.A.M is so direct!! go for it, tiger!!

  36. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    I like IAM and SPARSE.

  37. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    I like IAM and SPARSE.

  38. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    I like IAM and SPARSE.

  39. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    I like IAM and SPARSE.

  40. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    I like IAM and SPARSE.

  41. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    I like IAM and SPARSE.

  42. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    I like IAM and SPARSE.

  43. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    How about, Pretty Things for Pretty People = Pretty Things for Petty People

  44. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    How about, Pretty Things for Pretty People = Pretty Things for Petty People

  45. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    How about, Pretty Things for Pretty People = Pretty Things for Petty People

  46. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    How about, Pretty Things for Pretty People = Pretty Things for Petty People

  47. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    How about, Pretty Things for Pretty People = Pretty Things for Petty People

  48. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    How about, Pretty Things for Pretty People = Pretty Things for Petty People

  49. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    How about, Pretty Things for Pretty People = Pretty Things for Petty People

  50. Don Burkins Avatar
    Don Burkins

    How about “Rewarding Assholes Too Strongly – ARSE-derived” or “RATS-ARSE”?
    Of the above, I think SPARSE best captures the focus on the person (or system) doing the rewarding – not the person doing the ground-level ARSE-ing.

  51. Don Burkins Avatar
    Don Burkins

    How about “Rewarding Assholes Too Strongly – ARSE-derived” or “RATS-ARSE”?
    Of the above, I think SPARSE best captures the focus on the person (or system) doing the rewarding – not the person doing the ground-level ARSE-ing.

  52. Don Burkins Avatar
    Don Burkins

    How about “Rewarding Assholes Too Strongly – ARSE-derived” or “RATS-ARSE”?
    Of the above, I think SPARSE best captures the focus on the person (or system) doing the rewarding – not the person doing the ground-level ARSE-ing.

  53. Don Burkins Avatar
    Don Burkins

    How about “Rewarding Assholes Too Strongly – ARSE-derived” or “RATS-ARSE”?
    Of the above, I think SPARSE best captures the focus on the person (or system) doing the rewarding – not the person doing the ground-level ARSE-ing.

  54. Don Burkins Avatar
    Don Burkins

    How about “Rewarding Assholes Too Strongly – ARSE-derived” or “RATS-ARSE”?
    Of the above, I think SPARSE best captures the focus on the person (or system) doing the rewarding – not the person doing the ground-level ARSE-ing.

  55. Don Burkins Avatar
    Don Burkins

    How about “Rewarding Assholes Too Strongly – ARSE-derived” or “RATS-ARSE”?
    Of the above, I think SPARSE best captures the focus on the person (or system) doing the rewarding – not the person doing the ground-level ARSE-ing.

  56. Don Burkins Avatar
    Don Burkins

    How about “Rewarding Assholes Too Strongly – ARSE-derived” or “RATS-ARSE”?
    Of the above, I think SPARSE best captures the focus on the person (or system) doing the rewarding – not the person doing the ground-level ARSE-ing.

  57. Audi Avatar
    Audi

    EGOS seems the most appropriate

  58. Audi Avatar
    Audi

    EGOS seems the most appropriate

  59. Audi Avatar
    Audi

    EGOS seems the most appropriate

  60. Audi Avatar
    Audi

    EGOS seems the most appropriate

  61. Audi Avatar
    Audi

    EGOS seems the most appropriate

  62. Audi Avatar
    Audi

    EGOS seems the most appropriate

  63. Audi Avatar
    Audi

    EGOS seems the most appropriate

  64. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    S.H.I.T. is the best, hands down.
    But somewhere there needs to be “So-and-so…they put the “I” in TEAM!”

  65. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    S.H.I.T. is the best, hands down.
    But somewhere there needs to be “So-and-so…they put the “I” in TEAM!”

  66. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    S.H.I.T. is the best, hands down.
    But somewhere there needs to be “So-and-so…they put the “I” in TEAM!”

  67. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    S.H.I.T. is the best, hands down.
    But somewhere there needs to be “So-and-so…they put the “I” in TEAM!”

  68. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    S.H.I.T. is the best, hands down.
    But somewhere there needs to be “So-and-so…they put the “I” in TEAM!”

  69. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    S.H.I.T. is the best, hands down.
    But somewhere there needs to be “So-and-so…they put the “I” in TEAM!”

  70. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    S.H.I.T. is the best, hands down.
    But somewhere there needs to be “So-and-so…they put the “I” in TEAM!”

  71. Bret Simmons Avatar
    Bret Simmons

    That is great, Bob. I like SHIT and IAM. Would love to be able to say shit in class, just like I can say asshole. Thanks! Bret

  72. Bret Simmons Avatar
    Bret Simmons

    That is great, Bob. I like SHIT and IAM. Would love to be able to say shit in class, just like I can say asshole. Thanks! Bret

  73. Bret Simmons Avatar
    Bret Simmons

    That is great, Bob. I like SHIT and IAM. Would love to be able to say shit in class, just like I can say asshole. Thanks! Bret

  74. Bret Simmons Avatar
    Bret Simmons

    That is great, Bob. I like SHIT and IAM. Would love to be able to say shit in class, just like I can say asshole. Thanks! Bret

  75. Bret Simmons Avatar
    Bret Simmons

    That is great, Bob. I like SHIT and IAM. Would love to be able to say shit in class, just like I can say asshole. Thanks! Bret

  76. Bret Simmons Avatar
    Bret Simmons

    That is great, Bob. I like SHIT and IAM. Would love to be able to say shit in class, just like I can say asshole. Thanks! Bret

  77. Bret Simmons Avatar
    Bret Simmons

    That is great, Bob. I like SHIT and IAM. Would love to be able to say shit in class, just like I can say asshole. Thanks! Bret

  78. Matthew E. May Avatar

    I like EGOS too…’obnoxious’ or ‘overrated’ if in need of a substitute O.
    Keying off some of the great acronym components above, here’s a possible new one: PRIC (Primadonna Rating Index Calculator).
    ARSE and PRIC.

  79. Matthew E. May Avatar

    I like EGOS too…’obnoxious’ or ‘overrated’ if in need of a substitute O.
    Keying off some of the great acronym components above, here’s a possible new one: PRIC (Primadonna Rating Index Calculator).
    ARSE and PRIC.

  80. Matthew E. May Avatar

    I like EGOS too…’obnoxious’ or ‘overrated’ if in need of a substitute O.
    Keying off some of the great acronym components above, here’s a possible new one: PRIC (Primadonna Rating Index Calculator).
    ARSE and PRIC.

  81. Matthew E. May Avatar

    I like EGOS too…’obnoxious’ or ‘overrated’ if in need of a substitute O.
    Keying off some of the great acronym components above, here’s a possible new one: PRIC (Primadonna Rating Index Calculator).
    ARSE and PRIC.

  82. Matthew E. May Avatar

    I like EGOS too…’obnoxious’ or ‘overrated’ if in need of a substitute O.
    Keying off some of the great acronym components above, here’s a possible new one: PRIC (Primadonna Rating Index Calculator).
    ARSE and PRIC.

  83. Matthew E. May Avatar

    I like EGOS too…’obnoxious’ or ‘overrated’ if in need of a substitute O.
    Keying off some of the great acronym components above, here’s a possible new one: PRIC (Primadonna Rating Index Calculator).
    ARSE and PRIC.

  84. Matthew E. May Avatar

    I like EGOS too…’obnoxious’ or ‘overrated’ if in need of a substitute O.
    Keying off some of the great acronym components above, here’s a possible new one: PRIC (Primadonna Rating Index Calculator).
    ARSE and PRIC.

  85. docaddy Avatar
    docaddy

    Assteroid Detector- having superstars in the name gives validity to those people who in reality aren’t superstars IMHO

  86. docaddy Avatar
    docaddy

    Assteroid Detector- having superstars in the name gives validity to those people who in reality aren’t superstars IMHO

  87. docaddy Avatar
    docaddy

    Assteroid Detector- having superstars in the name gives validity to those people who in reality aren’t superstars IMHO

  88. docaddy Avatar
    docaddy

    Assteroid Detector- having superstars in the name gives validity to those people who in reality aren’t superstars IMHO

  89. docaddy Avatar
    docaddy

    Assteroid Detector- having superstars in the name gives validity to those people who in reality aren’t superstars IMHO

  90. docaddy Avatar
    docaddy

    Assteroid Detector- having superstars in the name gives validity to those people who in reality aren’t superstars IMHO

  91. docaddy Avatar
    docaddy

    Assteroid Detector- having superstars in the name gives validity to those people who in reality aren’t superstars IMHO

  92. justin eckrich Avatar

    what about Problem Inventory?

  93. justin eckrich Avatar

    what about Problem Inventory?

  94. justin eckrich Avatar

    what about Problem Inventory?

  95. justin eckrich Avatar

    what about Problem Inventory?

  96. justin eckrich Avatar

    what about Problem Inventory?

  97. justin eckrich Avatar

    what about Problem Inventory?

  98. justin eckrich Avatar

    what about Problem Inventory?

  99. Acting coach Los Angeles Avatar

    I like the MESS — Measurement Exam for Selfish Superstars. I’m sure many actors and actresses are qualified to tale the exam.Lol.
    -peter
    http://www.stuartrogersstudios.com/acting-classes-hollywood.html

  100. Acting coach Los Angeles Avatar

    I like the MESS — Measurement Exam for Selfish Superstars. I’m sure many actors and actresses are qualified to tale the exam.Lol.
    -peter
    http://www.stuartrogersstudios.com/acting-classes-hollywood.html

  101. Acting coach Los Angeles Avatar

    I like the MESS — Measurement Exam for Selfish Superstars. I’m sure many actors and actresses are qualified to tale the exam.Lol.
    -peter
    http://www.stuartrogersstudios.com/acting-classes-hollywood.html

  102. Acting coach Los Angeles Avatar

    I like the MESS — Measurement Exam for Selfish Superstars. I’m sure many actors and actresses are qualified to tale the exam.Lol.
    -peter
    http://www.stuartrogersstudios.com/acting-classes-hollywood.html

  103. Acting coach Los Angeles Avatar

    I like the MESS — Measurement Exam for Selfish Superstars. I’m sure many actors and actresses are qualified to tale the exam.Lol.
    -peter
    http://www.stuartrogersstudios.com/acting-classes-hollywood.html

  104. Acting coach Los Angeles Avatar

    I like the MESS — Measurement Exam for Selfish Superstars. I’m sure many actors and actresses are qualified to tale the exam.Lol.
    -peter
    http://www.stuartrogersstudios.com/acting-classes-hollywood.html

  105. Acting coach Los Angeles Avatar

    I like the MESS — Measurement Exam for Selfish Superstars. I’m sure many actors and actresses are qualified to tale the exam.Lol.
    -peter
    http://www.stuartrogersstudios.com/acting-classes-hollywood.html

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