Dependicitis

'The situation when no one feels comfortable giving an
answer other than "it depend
s"

This is similar to the
"teeter-totter syndrome" in The Peter Principle, defined in their amazing glossary as simply the "inability to make decisions," in fact, I guess dependicitis is a special case — or root cause — of the teeter-totter syndrome.

Thanks Xaio!

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10 responses to “Dependicitis”

  1. John Jenkins Avatar
    John Jenkins

    Aren’t there situations where “it depends,” is the correct answer though? The form of the name makes it appear that the coiner believes this to be a bad state of affairs.
    To give an example, lawyers often have to answer questions with “it depends,” because all of the relevant facts are not available, then proceed to give alternatives depending on which set of facts actually obtains.
    Isn’t that describing a different situation than the one described by the “teeter-totter syndrome”?

  2. John Jenkins Avatar
    John Jenkins

    Aren’t there situations where “it depends,” is the correct answer though? The form of the name makes it appear that the coiner believes this to be a bad state of affairs.
    To give an example, lawyers often have to answer questions with “it depends,” because all of the relevant facts are not available, then proceed to give alternatives depending on which set of facts actually obtains.
    Isn’t that describing a different situation than the one described by the “teeter-totter syndrome”?

  3. Q dub Avatar

    Crazy, I just uttered this phrase to Xiao a couple hours ago and here it is.

  4. Q dub Avatar

    Crazy, I just uttered this phrase to Xiao a couple hours ago and here it is.

  5. pinky Avatar

    I love that!

  6. pinky Avatar

    I love that!

  7. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    As an IT person, I am regularity accused of having this disorder. The problem is I am asked a question or given a scenario with so many variables that any answer is meaningless. And I cringe when others in my profession give concrete answers in similar situations.
    For example: Would someone die if they fell off the roof of a 5 story building?
    Answer: It depends. What did they land on? How did they land? Was there Divine intervention?

  8. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    As an IT person, I am regularity accused of having this disorder. The problem is I am asked a question or given a scenario with so many variables that any answer is meaningless. And I cringe when others in my profession give concrete answers in similar situations.
    For example: Would someone die if they fell off the roof of a 5 story building?
    Answer: It depends. What did they land on? How did they land? Was there Divine intervention?

  9. Wally Bock Avatar

    “It depends” can be the right answer to a question, but only if you outline what “it depends” on. When I’m approached about a ghostwriting assignment, a common question is “What will it cost to get my book done?” The answer is “it depends,” but it’s the process of defining and discussing the variables that adds value.

  10. Wally Bock Avatar

    “It depends” can be the right answer to a question, but only if you outline what “it depends” on. When I’m approached about a ghostwriting assignment, a common question is “What will it cost to get my book done?” The answer is “it depends,” but it’s the process of defining and discussing the variables that adds value.

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